I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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