I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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