i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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