I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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