He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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