Your tits are I can't wait for
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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