It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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