I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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