That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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