He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
