She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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