maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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