I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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