doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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