i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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