Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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