Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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