don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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