sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
the room spins SO much faster in panama
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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