The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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