so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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