Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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