rhymes with "ouble enetration"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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