He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Just pee around me
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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