You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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