Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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