Can Purell be used as lube?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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