i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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