walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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