Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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