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i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen

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(804): View more from Virginia

no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR

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(925): View more from California

I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.

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(573): View more from Missouri

just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch

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Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?

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IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation

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(925): View more from California

you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left

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(765): View more from Indiana

Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?

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(616): View more from Michigan

My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job

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