FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
In America we eat man semen.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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