the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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