Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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