Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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