was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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