there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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