Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
My breasts were aching with rage.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize
