Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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