just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
You don't make any sense
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