So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
