HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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