I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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