Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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