my shit smells like andre
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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