How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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