My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i will never coherently bang her
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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