We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
