Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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