fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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